A woman in Cuba was sitting on the edge of a dock with her arms outstretched hoping to pet a dolphin in the water. And not only did he take her up on it . . . but he wanted MORE.
He jumped out of the water, landed in her lap, and started humping. She doesn't seem upset because she laughs the whole time. They clip ends there, but the person who uploaded the video says security had to step in and remove him.
Some people suggested the Dolphin was only playin and didn't hump her intentionally, but I think it's VERY clear that he was doing this... ON PORPOISE. (You're welcome)